Teen Who Just Discovered Led Zeppelin Starting To Piss Off Friends

The Onion never lets me down: Teen Who Just Discovered Led Zeppelin Starting To Piss Off Friends: According to friends, Campa’s newfound love of the band has caused him to behave in a “dicklick” fashion. “Last Saturday night, a bunch of us were driving around cranking the new Slipknot when Mark popped the tape out and started messing with the radio,” said Rick Eglund, 17. “I was like, ‘Dude, what’s your problem?’ He said it was time for WLUP’s ‘Get The Led Out’ and that he never missed it. I told him he was gonna miss it that night. Then, he tried to stop me from putting the tape back into my own stereo. I had to pull over and force him to switch seats with Dan [Alberman].” “The stupid thing is, at the time, we were driving Mark home,” Eglund continued. “He has all their CDs, so he could’ve listened to Zep all night if he’d just waited five minutes. I guess he had to prove what a big fan he is.”